Images are surfacing on social media and in TechCrunch reporters’ inboxes of a map for visitors to Tesla’s “We, Robot” event, which is taking place at Warner Bros. Discovery studios in Burbank, California.
“Welcome to the Future,” the map/brochure reads. “This is the future of autonomy. Tonight you will have the opportunity to experience this future firsthand while navigating through different neighborhoods, enjoying food – and encountering a few surprises along the way.”
The different “destinations” that Tesla has created for its guests are as follows:
- A Westworld themed space where people can get some “good ol’ Texas BBQ.”
- A Metropolis, where it looks like people will play arcade games, party, and possibly swing a hammer at a Cybertruck. Tesla is still trying to make up for that embarrassing moment when lead designer Franz von Holzhausen smashed two Cybertruck windows with a metal ball on stage while attempting to demonstrate how tough the vehicle was.
- A TSLA Theater, where visitors can stuff their faces and “enjoy the show” on a “giant LED movie screen.” Ooooh la la. A movie screen.
- A New York block party with live music and street performers while enjoying “bodega-style bites.” If it’s not a bacon egg and cheese or a bag of Wise hot popcorn, then it’s not for this New Yorker.
- And of course, Merch. Are MAGA hats included?
The map/brochure also has some details about different boarding group times. Could this be when visitors will be able to ride in a vehicle themselves? We’ll soon find out.
